„Како је пропао Вол Стрит“

Kako je propao Wall St.

Zgodan (preduzetnik)
02. mart 2009.

Ima li kraja propasti Vol strita? Danas je na 6.700 poena, dok mnogi predvidjaju da će dostici 5.000.
Izgleda da je najveca na svetu Ponzi sema pocela da se raspada, ko komunizam.

Zgodan (preduzetnik)
02. mart 2009. u 16.15

Mladi Chuck je dosao u Teksas i kupio magarca od farmera za 100$.
Farmer se slozio da mu sutra isporuci magarca.
Sledeći dan, farmer mu je rekao „Izvini, sine, magarac uginuo i potrosio sam novac“.
Chuck je rekao, ma donesi mi mrtvog magarca, napravicu lutriju, samo neću nikome reći da je mrtav„.

Mesec dana kasnije, farmer je sreo Chucka i pitao ga „Šta je bilo s mrtvim magarcem?„
Chuck :“prodao sam 500 srećki i zaradio 898 dolara„
Farmer ga je pitao „Da li se neko zalio?
odgovorio mu je „samo momak koji je dobio, pa sam mu vratio njegova dva dolara.

Chuck sada radi na Wall Street.“

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, „Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.“

Chuck replied, „Well, then just give me my money back.“

The farmer said, „Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.“

Chuck said, „OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.“

The farmer asked, „What ya gonna do with him?“

Chuck said, „I’m going to raffle him off.“

The farmer said, „You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!“

Chuck said, „Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.“

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, „What happened with that dead donkey?“

Chuck said, „I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.“

The farmer said, „Didn’t anyone complain?“

Chuck said, „Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.“

Chuck now works for Wall Street.

This explains it all…

Извор: SerbianCafe.com (дискусије)